Two-Seater T-Shirt

The Two-Seater t-shirt is a simple phrase with absolutely no innocent explanation—and that’s the joke. Clean text, zero graphics, maximum implication. It’s subtle enough to pass at first glance and unhinged enough once people actually read it.

Made from soft, breathable fabric with a modern retail fit, this tee is comfortable for all-day wear while letting the humor do the heavy lifting. Perfect for parties, bars, festivals, or any situation where reading comprehension becomes a group activity.

Whether you wear it for the laughs, the reactions, or the chaos, this shirt says just enough to let people fill in the blanks themselves.

Wear responsibly. Or don’t.

Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (Bella Canvas 3001) — lightweight 4.2 oz/yd² for breathability
- Side seams and shoulder tape for lasting shape and stable fit
- Ribbed knit crew collar with seam and tear-away label for comfort
- DTF/DTG printing methods used for crisp sleeve and neck label graphics
- REACH certified; ethically manufactured with Fair Labor Association and WRAP certifications

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean