Sperm T-Shirt

The Sperm parody tee takes one of streetwear’s most recognizable looks and flips it into pure shock-value wordplay. Styled as a minimalist box-logo spoof inspired by Supreme, this shirt is designed to get double-takes, laughs, and a quick “wait—what?” from across the room.

The design keeps things simple and iconic so the joke hits instantly without needing explanation. Printed on a soft, breathable tee with a modern retail fit, it’s comfortable for everyday wear and built to hold up through repeated washes and repeated reactions.

Perfect for parties, festivals, streetwear fans with zero filter, or anyone who enjoys walking the line between fashion and chaos, this shirt exists purely to stir reactions and break expectations.

Parody design. Not affiliated with or endorsed by any fashion brand.

Wear responsibly. Or don’t.

Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (Bella Canvas 3001) — lightweight 4.2 oz/yd² for breathability
- Side seams and shoulder tape for lasting shape and stable fit
- Ribbed knit crew collar with seam and tear-away label for comfort
- DTF/DTG printing methods used for crisp sleeve and neck label graphics
- REACH certified; ethically manufactured with Fair Labor Association and WRAP certifications

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean