MasturBate T-Shirt

The Masturbate parody t-shirt flips a world-famous payment logo into an unapologetically stupid, laugh-out-loud wordplay moment. Styled as a clear spoof of Mastercard, the design is instantly recognizable, instantly questionable, and impossible to ignore.

Clean typography and a minimalist graphic keep the shirt wearable while the joke does all the damage. Printed on a soft, breathable tee with a modern retail fit, it’s comfortable enough for everyday wear and durable enough to survive repeated washes—and repeated side-eyes.

Perfect for parties, bars, festivals, or gifting to the friend who definitely should not be allowed in polite society, this shirt exists for one reason: to make people laugh and regret reading it.

Parody design. Not affiliated with or endorsed by any financial institution.

Wear responsibly. Or don’t.

Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (Bella Canvas 3001) — lightweight 4.2 oz/yd² for breathability
- Side seams and shoulder tape for lasting shape and stable fit
- Ribbed knit crew collar with seam and tear-away label for comfort
- DTF/DTG printing methods used for crisp sleeve and neck label graphics
- REACH certified; ethically manufactured with Fair Labor Association and WRAP certifications

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean