Alcohol Abuse T-Shirt
Alcohol Abuse T-Shirt
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TA bold line for people who cope with humor and order another round anyway.
This shirt is pure sarcasm—dry, self-aware, and instantly relatable to anyone who appreciates dark humor and bad decisions made with friends. The clean text design keeps it simple and wearable while the joke lands hard without needing explanation.
Printed on a soft, breathable tee with a modern retail fit, it’s comfortable enough for long nights, lazy mornings, and everything in between. Perfect for parties, bars, festivals, or gifting to that one friend who definitely laughed a little too hard reading this.
Wear responsibly. Or don’t.
Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (Bella Canvas 3001) — lightweight 4.2 oz/yd² for breathability
- Side seams and shoulder tape for lasting shape and stable fit
- Ribbed knit crew collar with seam and tear-away label for comfort
- DTF/DTG printing methods used for crisp sleeve and neck label graphics
- REACH certified; ethically manufactured with Fair Labor Association and WRAP certifications
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean
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